What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 19:47

From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do some people enjoy being dominated?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
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-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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